GUIDE TO ONLINE DATING | TIPS FROM THE TUB

Who even has time to meet people in the real world these days, when it’s now more convenient than ever to just meet someone online With Tinder, Grindr, Scruff, Hornet Plenty o’ Pish and eBay

It’s essential that your bio reflects your best self so make sure to include vital information, like if you have a dog and if I can pet it Make sure you let them know exactly what you’re looking for, because everyone loves reading really long lists of all your unreal expectations of how you’re basically only taking applications from Thor Think of your profile as an advert and you’re selling yourself, think of what McDonalds do to their burgers, remember bigger juicier plumper than life Even if in real life you do look a little more deflated, slightly stood on, weirdly grey and much floppier as well What? It’s still a burger

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