Guys Talk About Girls’ Dating Profiles

– Have you ever done a 60 minute, or a minute sprint? It's when you hold your phone, and you just, Oh, I got a match! (drum beat and high hat) – What do I think about dating apps? – I love them, because I move around to a lot of different cities, and I use it to meet girls in order to meet new friends – My current girlfriend, we met on Tinder, so, like, that's been awesome

– I see them as a game – I didn't have the biggest school, and I wanted to meet new people, so yeah let me try dating apps – I prefer to meet someone in person (buzzer noise) – I like to club but I also like to just watch Netflix – Binging Netflix

Cool, tell me something that not everybody likes to do – If the first line of a girl's bio is "I'm 5'8" and I don't like guys that are under 6'", I'm usually swiping no Even though I'm a tall guy – About Kelsey, pizza, Netflix, coffee, music and puppies – The emojis with, like, lipstick and all this other things, ain't gonna happen

– But if you're really hot I'm still gonna swipe right (bell dinging) – You need to throw something in there that shows you're a real human being – If we can tell you're kind of witty, and also a little bit sarcastic, that's usually like, bait for me – She has to have likes that reflect mine, but also that are just really interesting – I like when people are fun or weird

– They need to live within five miles (laughs) – Don't deceive me in your bio and try to make it all cute and funny and then be a really cold person (buzzer noise) – Some girls will just have like, all selfies – If a girl has more than two selfies, I'm done – And I'm just kinda getting this vibe that you take a lot of pictures of yourself, becomes a little less attractive

– You know what's a no? This pose – If you have a picture, and you're doing the sorority arm, you are an automatic out for me – Like she's playing the angle, so you can't really tell like, what all is she working with? – So another thing that grinds my gears about ladies and their dating profiles, is the fact that you take pictures with tall, hunky men – If girls have other guys in their photos, it doesn't really bother me Unless they're making out, then that bothers me

(bell dinging) – The pictures are very natural – Outdoor activities, I know that's super cheesy – It's not all just super makeup on, same pose, over and over and over again – If you're creative with your selfies, then I'm not gonna mind it – Someone that doesn't take themselves too seriously

– Like this girls rock climbing, and to me that's dope – Someone that I can just wear sweat pants around – You can't really judge someone purely based on their profile – What I wish girls did more of on their profile, is show their sense of humor – I would love it if a girl hit me up more online, because saves me the trouble

– I think it's a wild, wild world out there, that I am very scared by, but have to be a part of – It's kinda just a self esteem game, you know You're just kinda like, okay cool, somebody out there likes me – At the end of the day, yeah, we're all lonely, and we're, you know, animalistic creatures, but, you know, I want like bae You know, I want wifey

– It's like, one out of like, 500 you'll get matched with It's insane – You can do this with your eyes closed too – No match, is just, I hate this – I got a match

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